jasoncaffeinefree
Jason Caffeine Free
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Is it hard to throw cars off of a pitching mound?

ayyyyyy macarena

That’s the sloppiest Northern lights suplex I’ve ever seen.

Cool to hear Johnny Cash cover Sam Smith.

goddamn yes

At this very moment, Prince Fielder realized he had all along desired nothing more than “nacho cheese bukkake” to be a thing.

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE THE CHANGE YOU DESIRE

Dude in Street: “Hey guys, I stopped the chase!”

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCK

FUCK

Val Venis

You got me there.

“... that probably has holes I haven’t yet sussed out”

Thank you for writing about this. This whole situation is a clusterfuck.

+1

Not sure where else to post this, but how have you guys not yet written about Jon Jones’ indefinite suspension and loss of the UFC Light Heavyweight championship?

Multiple block quotes of yourself is hilariously Whitlockian.

Jae-sus.

Goddamn. +1

There you go.