Fuck Floyd Mayweather and fuck Stephen A Smith.

Does anyone really give a shit about this dumb hypothetical?

“It was constantly buzzing around my front door, and I had a tennis racket in my hand, so I laid down an absolutely WICKED forehand and nailed the fucker.”

If he’s just now being called up because of injuries, why is he batting cleanup in his first game?

Idiot. +1

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Sounds like he’ll never run an out again.

I need my media to tell me that using bombs on innocent bystanders is bad. This article did this. Therefore, this article is good.

I didn’t know he was black.

Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

Fuck tha letter of the law.

"While the amended call was correct—Rosero didn't touch the ball with his hand—you can't go changing calls you've already made."

"an unprecedented five on one for Young Boys"

“Josh, we paid for a vacation for you this off-season!”

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.... well it’s the big siiiiiiiiiim

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The Bunny wasn't really over by the time he was dropped, and the guy who was often in the suit (Justin Gabriel, now known as PJ Black on the indies) quit the company.

While a shallow as fuck comment, Colin Cowherd is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen. This stupid fucker's face looks like a painting from Picasso's cubist period come to life, only if Picasso was high on PCP at the time. He's got a shitty Sports Clips and eyebrows that resemble a shit-stained toilet bowl…

One of my favorite things Bill James ever did in his Baseball Abstracts was sequentially list old baseball stars making statements about how the players today are just inferior. Old farts always think their shit's the best.

as long as they're white as ranch they'll be okay