Real talk? He'll be a huge draw but not a title contender. And that's why they're signing him.

gotdamn

Reds prospects are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Excuse me sir/ma'am, but I think you'll find that Brock Lesnar also dislocated the elbow of the World's Strongest Man and has F-5'd a shark. Please consider these statements in any future discussions regarding if Brock Lesnar is totally the toughest UFC guy ever. Science has already spoken.

Cain Velasquez is not the 1 in 21 and 1. What a jobber.

Paul Heyman should read everything, all the time.

The NFL also doesn't want you to talk about otters.

"Wow, that statement didn't work out quite like I thought it would." - Eric Striker

I've heard she runs a lovely 3-4.

An alleged cheater, an alleged apologist for rape, and an alleged Super Bowl coach.

Right, but the difference is nobody (well, outside of revision WWE history stuff) claiming that WWE taught those guys how to wrestle. That's where a ton of praise for HHH coming from, and it really should be checked - especially when you consider that reportedly, rehiring Bill DeMott was a HHH call.

i can't believe i'm spending this much time writing about wrestling

And the screams of these people can all be heard in the background of the Ohio Players' version of Love Rollercoaster.

Since you clearly don't watch enough wrestling, I'd also suggest PWG to you as well.

The racism was a part of why Mysterio didn't return if I understand a comment that Meltzer made in a radio show earlier this week (I kind of hate how he'll often hint at stuff without saying it).

Latest news per Dave Meltzer is that Jason Albert is the new head trainer at NXT. Bill DeMott... is still on the company payroll in an office job.

Oh, and let's add ignoring and abetting sexual harassment to the list: http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircl…

Skipping the obvious jokes regarding DeMott's former gimmicks: it's amazing to me that this took so long to happen, since all of these allegations happened at least two years ago. At their new Performance Center (translation: fancy as hell training area), it's rumored that literally everything is video taped to make…

I don't find this Hugh Morrus at all.

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