At this very moment, Prince Fielder realized he had all along desired nothing more than “nacho cheese bukkake” to be a thing.

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE THE CHANGE YOU DESIRE

Dude in Street: “Hey guys, I stopped the chase!”

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCK

FUCK

Val Venis

You got me there.

“... that probably has holes I haven’t yet sussed out”

Thank you for writing about this. This whole situation is a clusterfuck.

+1

Not sure where else to post this, but how have you guys not yet written about Jon Jones’ indefinite suspension and loss of the UFC Light Heavyweight championship?

Multiple block quotes of yourself is hilariously Whitlockian.

Jae-sus.

Goddamn. +1

There you go.

Fuck Floyd Mayweather and fuck Stephen A Smith.

Does anyone really give a shit about this dumb hypothetical?

“It was constantly buzzing around my front door, and I had a tennis racket in my hand, so I laid down an absolutely WICKED forehand and nailed the fucker.”

If he’s just now being called up because of injuries, why is he batting cleanup in his first game?

Idiot. +1