+1

Sounds like he’ll never run an out again.

I need my media to tell me that using bombs on innocent bystanders is bad. This article did this. Therefore, this article is good.

I didn’t know he was black.

Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

Fuck tha letter of the law.

"While the amended call was correct—Rosero didn't touch the ball with his hand—you can't go changing calls you've already made."

"an unprecedented five on one for Young Boys"

“Josh, we paid for a vacation for you this off-season!”

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.... well it’s the big siiiiiiiiiim

+1

The Bunny wasn't really over by the time he was dropped, and the guy who was often in the suit (Justin Gabriel, now known as PJ Black on the indies) quit the company.

While a shallow as fuck comment, Colin Cowherd is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen. This stupid fucker's face looks like a painting from Picasso's cubist period come to life, only if Picasso was high on PCP at the time. He's got a shitty Sports Clips and eyebrows that resemble a shit-stained toilet bowl…

One of my favorite things Bill James ever did in his Baseball Abstracts was sequentially list old baseball stars making statements about how the players today are just inferior. Old farts always think their shit's the best.

as long as they're white as ranch they'll be okay

Real talk? He'll be a huge draw but not a title contender. And that's why they're signing him.

gotdamn

Reds prospects are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Excuse me sir/ma'am, but I think you'll find that Brock Lesnar also dislocated the elbow of the World's Strongest Man and has F-5'd a shark. Please consider these statements in any future discussions regarding if Brock Lesnar is totally the toughest UFC guy ever. Science has already spoken.

Cain Velasquez is not the 1 in 21 and 1. What a jobber.