Motekiai gonna give it to ya

Pictured above: coach Jim Boehim showing off his favorite way of fucking over his players - two in the pink, three in the ear of NBA scouts while he whispers negative things about his own players.

Plus they're a hockey team, not an airline. What the fuck

Then why would Company Man Chael Sonnen get dinged twice?

bye cowherd

o hai joe buck

Vivek Ranadivé: cums

+1, this is great.

Shit, this is remarkably close to the Brock Lesnar plan, only not in Minnesota.

Drew Magary's columns are going to be really weird moving forward.

Fuck yes +1

"But why won't they consider how offended I am that shitty beer was wasted?" - Every Washington Redskins apologist

It just helps get increased surface area, and increased cuteness.

Coal mined by children burns better.

I'm surprised that the article doesn't link to Gawker's earlier article about how the Vandy kid tried to say it wasn't his fault because he was drunk.

In all fairness, he shouldn't have held onto the badge while punching his fiancée.

What if I told you the age of the average viewer of Raw was 41?

D. W. just straight throwin' shade all day err day

Boom shakalaka