INDEX MATCH FTW

Glad I’m not alone on the saxophone hate.  It’s an instrument invented by the devil sporting a mullet.

I think most people would be horrified to know much of the business world depends on horrible, janky linked spreadsheets full of errors and statistical misunderstandings. They are everywhere, and most of the people who created them have zero training in stats or logic or coding and there is no documentation for any…

GRENADE!!!

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

By fuck, I hope they promote the utter holy hell out of it. Absolute and complete orbital bombardment. Get folk who’ve never even so much as read a book into the cinemas. Hijack old folks’ bus trips. Make seeing it a by-law!

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Like everything else in St. Louis, their pizza is an abomination unto our lord and savior.

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

I thank my lucky stars that I have not grown up to be the kind of person who cares whether my pizza is cut into squares or wedges.

Nearly everyone restaurant in Chicago that isn’t a national chain cuts its thin crust pizza into squares.  This is the proper way to cut pizza.

The Probe was a cool car (for its time) with a terrible name and the burden of being considered a Mustang replacement at one point. Man, I haven’t seen one of those in forever.

Irish dentists, I would think.

They’re also more durable.

Any drive-thru, in front of me:

When I asked my mom about Nash Bridges, she told me to “fuck off.”

Few people seem to know that. It’s Jameson for me mate!

Can’t have that.