Because it’s smiling, all I can think of is that Chewbacca Mom lady laughing at herself in the car.

Because it’s smiling, all I can think of is that Chewbacca Mom lady laughing at herself in the car.

I will say in my experience, if I strongly suspect a kid hasn’t done something, just telling them to do it seems to have a higher success rate than asking them if they did.

FYI- all this is, is a Slim #5 with butter. So if you have some salted butter, there you go.

Yep, “You mad bro?” has become a standard political practice.

Yep, “You mad bro?” has become a standard political practice.

Yeah wedding food isn’t remembered unless it is outstandingly good or bad. The only one I remember is the one where they held the reception at their housing complex’s party space, and the food was pizza, chips, 2 liters of soda, beer and wine. Nothing like turning your wedding into an 8yo’s birthday party.

1-2 times is funny. If it was literally every time, then it’s assholerly.

Yes, Ryan does not realize that he is actually the worst roommate.

Butterfingers are better in Fun Size. The ratios work better and it’s just the right amount of that candy.

Yes, this it. Matt missed the point of the article. In 1999, one hit/one album wonders of the late 70's and 80's, like Night Ranger, would be playing these local fests. So the question is if we fast forward 20 years, who would be the 1999 equivalent?

For sure! These two are down to swing.

GTFO with your “wrap” you gluten hating communist. We’re talking tortillas here. 

I’m team Kate on this one. Except for enchiladas, those I think work better in corn. Flour ends up being too chewy, while corn is the perfect texture.

For sure. Got 1 at 13 and one that will turn 12 right after this movie comes out. I’m going to have to see this, and then decide if I let them see it. Though I’d probably wait for video to let them see it.

Ugh why is poached and over-easy on the same side of the bracket. That would be my runny yolk championship preferably with hash browns and toast. 

And what quiet ass planes do these people fly on? Between the engines and air conditioning, I can’t hear more than a couple rows away. Even if a kid is screaming it’s pretty muffled. If you don’t have a pair of headphones when flying, then that’s on you.

Nah, it will be like they said in the article. You’ll have to replace an entire panel that houses the glass, and it will cost a ton.

It was so much better (I’d say B+) when it came out of the machine pre-mixed. These new mixed by worker shakes they’ve had for the last 5ish years aren’t as good. Too much inconsistency because of humans. It’s never mixed enough, usually ends up being a half mint-half vanilla shake.

Nobody expects Ford or GM to sell cars at a loss, but for some reason pharma should just give their products away. We’ve made tremendous strides in health and quality of life because of the innovations of these companies. If you don’t allow these companies to make a profit, then innovation will grind to a halt.

I’m with you Gangs of NY, but The Aviator is a mess until the end when goes in front of congress. The Departed is fantastic and one of my favorite movies ever. I know it’s only inspired by Whitey Bulger, but it made a more entertaining movie out of that story than that trash film Depp did.