Your barometer is idiotic, and the stubbornness of internet commentators is baffling.

I would say it is closer to gymnastics tumbling. It is essentially a team gymnastics floor routine. Do you not consider gymnastics a sport?

That is a legal status to be recognized as a collegiate sport. Which is still pending. There only issue was that they needed to get a unified organized agreed upon scoring system. For years there has been a few major ones, but they have been unifying.

It is judged and scored, like gymnastics would be. Not sure what your definition of inherent scoring mechanism is.

Standing on the sidelines cheering on the football or basketball teams is not sport. That was all cheerleading used to be, but it has since evolved in the form of competitive cheerleading which many schools and 1000's of private gyms participate in every year. That is most certainly a sport. Google cheerleading Worlds…

Not being crazy about either, I’d rather listen to Bon Jovi than the Boss.

This should be turned into a “Yes!...Nope” gif. Like Yes, there’s pizza! Then Nope, it’s St Louis style.

This could be a fun list if we took away winning. The Bears’ combo of McMahon & Grossman could make an argument, but I guess McMahon was decent just hurt all the time

More people would dunk.

More people would dunk.

Love me some Smokin Jay. I’m going to miss him when Giraffe Neck is throwing for 165yd/1td/2int a game this season for the Bears.

I’ve never heard that, though I guess I’ve never asked. Like someone else has stated, I’d much rather change my own in 5-10 mins, than sit on the side of the road with my thumb up ass waiting for roadside assistance.

I have changed many a flat tire. Definitely a required skill.

During the mid-90's, being frustrated Bears fans, my Dad and I started rooting for other teams. I the Broncos, he the Jags. Had some good late 90's battles, but I came away with rooting for a Super Bowl winner.

My Samsung has something similar called Show Owner Info. Basically a free text message like you said. I may try putting my e-mail in there to see how it looks.

Blah, even straight I could not look at that everytime I use my phone. Maybe could see doing that on my kid’s phone who would be more likely to lose it.

With his big old Loaded Nachos. Surprised he didn’t go for the Macho nacho that are served in a full size batting helmet.

White trim and a bold color looks great in houses. Problem is people are afraid to go for the color because they think it won’t match there furniture.

I think wings go well with pizza, but I don’t think they qualify as a side dish. Anything that can be a meal in itself is not a “side”. Even a salad isn’t really a side for pizza, more of accompaniment. The only answer I think is bread sticks, or if you can find them beer nuggets. I don’t know if they’re a midwest…

It should be printed and framed