Not being crazy about either, I’d rather listen to Bon Jovi than the Boss.

This should be turned into a “Yes!...Nope” gif. Like Yes, there’s pizza! Then Nope, it’s St Louis style.

This could be a fun list if we took away winning. The Bears’ combo of McMahon & Grossman could make an argument, but I guess McMahon was decent just hurt all the time

More people would dunk.

More people would dunk.

Love me some Smokin Jay. I’m going to miss him when Giraffe Neck is throwing for 165yd/1td/2int a game this season for the Bears.

I’ve never heard that, though I guess I’ve never asked. Like someone else has stated, I’d much rather change my own in 5-10 mins, than sit on the side of the road with my thumb up ass waiting for roadside assistance.

I have changed many a flat tire. Definitely a required skill.

During the mid-90's, being frustrated Bears fans, my Dad and I started rooting for other teams. I the Broncos, he the Jags. Had some good late 90's battles, but I came away with rooting for a Super Bowl winner.

My Samsung has something similar called Show Owner Info. Basically a free text message like you said. I may try putting my e-mail in there to see how it looks.

Blah, even straight I could not look at that everytime I use my phone. Maybe could see doing that on my kid’s phone who would be more likely to lose it.

With his big old Loaded Nachos. Surprised he didn’t go for the Macho nacho that are served in a full size batting helmet.

White trim and a bold color looks great in houses. Problem is people are afraid to go for the color because they think it won’t match there furniture.

I think wings go well with pizza, but I don’t think they qualify as a side dish. Anything that can be a meal in itself is not a “side”. Even a salad isn’t really a side for pizza, more of accompaniment. The only answer I think is bread sticks, or if you can find them beer nuggets. I don’t know if they’re a midwest…

It should be printed and framed

Everything feels better.

what is this from? I have been laughing at this for like 15 minutes

Interleague is boring now because the novelty has worn off. Nothing will recapture that. Even inter-city ones are less exciting. I haven’t cared about the Cubs-Sox series in years.

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I haven’t tried this yet but I’ve heard it works. Personally scrubbing the bad spots with Felz Naptha and a toothbrush then throwing in the wash with some borax usually does the trick. Spray car wash ~$5 a trip. Bar of Felz Naptha ~$1.25 and lasts about a month.