All he is doing is setting up his magic water company for a big FDA smack-down.

This is great. Reminds me of musical theater. First he yells “FUCK YOU!”, but then he sings “FUCK YOOOOUUUU!!!”

Unless you have chest hair and don’t want to look like a 70’s porn star. Gotta be a crew neck for us hairy guys.

OMG, I’ve never seen that C&H. It makes me so sad. :(

I always think of the Cardinals as an AFC team anyway. However, it seems weird to move an original AFL franchise to the NFC.

Is there a way to buy a GB to avoid overages? I could probably get by with the 5GB plan, but occasionally I go over that. If it will cost $50 everytime, then this is a non-starter.

#lolJets

That’s a Hawkism

This same genius on a local Chicago Sports shows coined “W.I.N. Whatever Is Necessary Today”, those were his exact words, so it was actually W.I.N.T

“Blades of Steel... ching”

I blame the religious right and that gawd awful 5 o’clock somewhere song. I never heard of 5 until that song. It was always noon or whenever you got off work. And those were really just guidelines

Wow, nothing like starting the ridiculousness of youth sports early. I say this as the father of a 10yo competitive cheerleader, and 2 youth baseball players. Yes I am a black pot.

I’ve seen a few on here agree with me. Without dryer sheets my clothes are a staticy mess and uncomfortable to wear. I understand your argument against them, but I would need an alternative that will prevent static cling. Otherwise I’m still stocking up on the Bounty.

You guys are all using it wrong. A good Chinese place will give you some sweet & sour sauce in that little 2oz container. Take a packet of that spicy mustard and mix it into the sauce. Dip your egg roll, won tons, or anything else dippable into the spicy sweet goodness.

Having worked at concerts for 6 of the bands listed, i can attest to its accuracy.

Ah, yes homeless chic all the rage!

This is a joke right? You’re just trolling some Scottish soccer team? This cannot be real.

I’ve gotten a few, I’m willing to again. Of course there’s this:

Seriously people, I know it’s slightly easier to hold your phone up and down, but do you not realize how much worse you video is in portrait mode? The only thing worse is the people that switch mid-video. Great now your video is side-ways.

This is the best pic of a burrito you could find? Is that unmelted cheese or carrot, and what in God’s name kind of meat is that?