We’re not begging.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

BUT IS THE SHIPLAP OK!?!??!?!?!

This probably matches the SSR in uselessness. A carpeted bed with a solid hatch? What’s the fucking point?!? The ultimate early aughts poseur mobile.

One of two times* that Homer encouraged Bart to smoke. The other was when Bart was storing smokes for the mob in his room in “Bart the Murderer”.

*Through the first 11 seasons. I’m sure they’ve recycled it a few times since then, but everything after 11 seasons is dead to me.

Such a great episode.

SVT Contour with the 3.0L block from the Taurus/Sable/Escape and the 2.5L SVT heads from the Contour plus a beefed up 5-speed with a Quaife LSD = awesome.

I’d keep the top up for sure, but that’s because I’ve never liked convertibles. It’s either way too cold (under 75°) or way too hot (over 85°) to put down the top. Plus the wind in my hair messes up my hairstyle. A convertible just isn’t practical as an all year round daily driver, whereas this coupe-style hard top…

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

I can somewhat see it with the tip of the hood curving down. Though my first thought was that it looks similar to a Jaguar XK.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Hopefully he does not want to take a guitar lesson any time soon.