You made it approximately 2:20 longer than I did. I instantly close youtube videos whenever I hear “it’s your boy...” 

i’ll tell you how; 

I gave someone a suggestion on how to write gooder. 

I was going to go to Copart, show an Evo in worse condition and say “Hold my beer”. But... even Copart’s Evos look better this. I don’t know if I should be impressed or horrified.

REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS

It looks like there’s at least air going in to the supercharger. You can see the modified intake made with parts from the automotive department at Home Depot (fittingly the same aisle as the plungers, IIRC). One would assume there must be some means of air getting back out of the supercharger with some kind of…

I was thinking more “botched boob job” but this is better [worse].

what does this mean: “as we started spinning chrome”

So the driver of the Black Buggy did all his driver training on Forza?

Twist: He *wants* you to stance the hell out of it and you lose.

Nothing says “I plan on sleeping with your daughter” quite like axe body spray.

I am immortal

It’s cause they’re hungry.

These sell for five grand all day long in this shape and mileage. There’s a bit of a cult to these things, and the people that own them love them, and buy more of them. They routinely get over 200,000 miles. They’re great in the snow, and have a truly amazing amount of useable space inside. The foldaway seats are…

Clean and running well is 4-5k for any used car. This thing will go 200+  miles without much effort, plus AWD.

Wow, that’s impressive! A plastic GM part that can withstand 4 pounds of weight. Now I’ve seen everything. 

Dont get me wrong, they’re badass weapons and they do exist, but a country with an economy about the size of turkey is not going to be able to afford them much beyond the prototyping and testing phase. And they’re only getting weaker (whether its nazi germany or modern russia, illegal land grabs and military…

I love this nuclear arms race analogy: you’re bragging about who is holding the biggest match while everyone is chest deep in a room filled with gasoline.

Probably very few cases. People who have been in these ads have commented on the process. It’s very social-engineering based. The entire process is built around leading, manipulating questions that play on people’s desire to please others and to be agreeable.

I only scrolled down for the obligatory Zebra Corner video.