Nah, they were probably like “Look at this joker, bringing us a skyline gtr from 3 generations back, I bet he’ll whip out his IPhone 3 next!!!”

Yes but it would take 2 laps for the miatas to safely transport 4 people, whereas the Subaru would only need 1.

Aztec was one of the most jalopnik cars ever sold, and because of it’s uniqueness it is made fun of everytime auto journalists seem to be running low on material. But is it better to be hated and remembered than be mediocre and forgotten? I guess time will tell for it’s sibling Buick Rendezvous, but I’d be willing to…

So 4 door dodge or 2 door? Challenger is pictured, but the Charger is 4 door.

Oh image image image, who are you kidding you have kids now and that is why to need a minivan. But why should you dump 40k on the new optioned out one when you cam buy a 100k Odyssey with leather for a 1/4 of the price. It blows my mind that people spend crazy money on the see and they depreciate at an alarming rate.…

Please read the following with the voice of Morgan Freeman. I once knew a guy in college that was so proud of his recently acquired z32 300zx TT. Of course he knew it was a TT because it said so on the hatch. Once he popped the hood though I realized he was missing a couple of things, but didn’t have the heart to…

Why buy one Viper when you could buy 79 running miatas!!!

Dat 5 lug tho!!!

Shouldn’t the car be a Subaru Outback?

Ehh...isn’t Subaru the only answer for this segment.

The Mercury Mystique, sorry old Snl reference.

This is not how I imagined a nitrous fire at all, Fast & Furious once again misportayingthe hardships of illegal Street racing.

Keep horse power the same but make the cars twice as wide; this should lower the speeds while increasing surface area for even more stickers. Think about the sponsors.

Mwo represent

That’s all Star Fox ever needed. Now if he could only get his wingman to shut-up!!!

Internal monologue of Kim Jung Un: “What a tight space, it would be a shame if I didn’t fart in it!!!”

You left out of your rant the demise of the 240sx and the missed opportunity of letting the Hyundai Genesis Couple, BRZ and FRS completely take over that segment. All the while having a nice S15 version of the car sitting there ready to go.

I’m not laughing, and I’m pretty sure Sarah Connor isn’t either!!!

Also has the front vents if you zoom in on the front facing picture.

Had a friend bought the turbo optima a couple years back. He was bragging about this and that on it, etc..... Well about 4 months into it his car would shift into gear (at random times), I’m assuming software related issue. Dealer never actually figured it out.