Oh, man. This is nothing. The shit I could tell you about pathogens would make you want to live in a plastic bubble.

You need to watch how you talk about guinea pigs around here.

The oddest thing I had to do was babysit the chalkboard Glenn Beck wrote on during his speech at CPAC 2010. I thought it would be good to preserve what he wrote, so every few hours I sprayed it down with a varnish. It was in a small room, so after a few trips I think the fumes started to get to me.

...if he considers you human, or for POC/LGBTQ/Democrats/etc too?

Apparently, Limbaugh is a really good tipper.

That was my reaction, too. Like she said it just to fuck with us.

"If you put two conservatives in a room they will fight about something, so it's impossible to get consensus on anything."

Cruella De Vil was chic as fuq, tho.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RODENTS THAT DIED 100 YEARS AGO??????

fabulASS

Figure skating was actually pretty popular without this through the 90s.

I take your point but there is no such thing as "the Jezzies." We're not a monolith.

And it's not just the assholes. Some of the Jezzies' most beloved celebs have no qualms about wearing fur. Beyonce, Rihanna, Kim K, Kanye, J. Lo, Lady Gaga, Nicki....

I remember this so vividly and I what I remember most was my inability to contain laughter at this scene when they showed it. I might have been like 9 or 10.

Maybe I will finally wear the 1920s mink cape I have hidden in my closet that I am terrified of ruining so I just pet occasionally.

does anyone else yearn for a humanity-extinguishing asteroid sometimes? just wondering, asking for a friend, etc.

Team Cat's spokesfeline just released an official statement:

We should probably write everything.

I think the humor interferes with their delusions that this is a sign of the End Times, and that Jeebus is calling them into a new Crusade against the heathens or something.