OH GOD. I'M READING IT NOW. IT'S EVEN BETTER / WORSE THAN I EXPECTED.

OK, so her vagina is a portal to another reality. What's bugging me is how does a full-sized corpse crawl out of a human vagina?

Frostbite Vagina.

Internet says she is 5'1" and he is 6'2".... the difference looks much bigger in this picture. (Had to look it up since I'm 5'1" and date taller guys at times - we must look ri-frickin-diculous).

Kind of like that girl I busted shoplifting while working in a grocery store, who stuffed a Calippo up there. But not really. I just had to put that out there.

Have accordion, will travel. Also I sew so I can make us costumes.

A priest, a vagina, and a demon walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve pieces of string in here" and the vagina goes "It's only my tampon...she won't be placing an order" and the priest is all "UNCLEAN" and runs away, but the demon is like "have you considered a haunting? I can totally hook…

I still like "shark week" best, with "communist invasion" being a close second.

Guys, do I have a vagina story for you (told to me by a former Peace Corps worker that was in the Marshall Islands):

I had no other choice.

yes

She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

Baby Jesus Butt Plug. I'm giggling.

Fucking ghost thigh gap, perpetuating an unrealistic ghost beauty standard. Just ghastly.

The Haunted Vaginas would be a fabulous name for a ladies indie rock band. I can play the triangle, who's with me?

The locking up of women wasn't solely a Victorian issue.

There are plenty of cases like that, though there were measures taken in 1763 to curb men dropping off their wives. These asylums were for-profit, with fees 20# to 60# a year, which determined the quarters, meals, and living conditions for the inmates. It was a…

I wonder how many cases there are of women institutionalized for things like "hysteria." Obviously some of the women were in there for actual mental illness, but I've gotta believe there were a bunch who just didn't fit into the Victorian ideals regarding womanhood.

Hey Dad, why don't you just limit and monitor her computer time instead of humiliating her in front of thousands of people?

I did an internship at the local DA's office when I was in high school, and I was talking to a dude who was in law school, who was totally hitting on me. Then he asked me what college I went to, and I told him I was 16. Dude ran away.