Yeah....they use percentages to make it seem more significant, we do this all the time.

But they also found that the number of sexual partners a man has a profound effect on the chances of developing cancer.

this gives guys a good excuse for when they cheat on their girlfriends. this also gives conservatives another reason to be against gay people. "IF YOU'RE GAY YOU'LL GET CANCER!"

I'm pretty sure your prostate doesn't know the difference between a sexual ejaculation and a masturbatory one.

Of course multiple partners for men lowers prostate cancer while for women it increases cervical cancer. FUCK YOU BIOLOGY/DIVINE BEINGS or whoever the hell is responsible for this fuckery!

I'm sure all of those 3,200 men were honest about their sex life.

...this whole study sounds pretty sketchy; if ejaculating is what does the trick, wouldn't masturbating produce the same results without STI exposure?

I'm waiting to hear what health benefits women get from sleeping with over 20 men. Then we can take that research and yell, in a very timely way, at "What's Your Number."

Can I sue a school board for promoting abstinence based education on the grounds of endangering my male child's health?

It blows my mind and I am quite vain. And by vain I mean cripplingly insecure.

Or:

It doesn't count unless you pay someone else and let everyone on social media know that you worked out and had your hair touched up.

Yeah, this article made me a little uncomfortable. We've seen time and time again how black women are penalized for having natural hair, and we keep hearing about soaring obesity rates in the black community. But let's take this opportunity to mock the professional women who have found a way to juggle these…

If I had a hair style that required that much upkeep I would end up shaving it off and going the dolly parton route.

yes you have to pay someone or else it DOESNT COUNT!

I can't fathom this level of vanity.

As a straight-haired person, I don't understand why a person with straight hair would get a blowout at all.

"Touch-ups have been a lifesaver for me," says Dechiaro['s hair], who gets three blowouts weekly and stops by for touch-ups in between. "I don't have time to sit in a chair for 45 minutes every day, so I used to forego workouts to avoid ruining my blowout. Now I don't have to."

I own dry shampoo, a round brush, and a blowdryer. So can I just do this myself? I mean, do I absolutely HAVE to pay someone else?

Three blowouts, weekly? My hair would fall out my damn head. Chalk this up to wavy/straight haired people's problems.