As soon as I read the title on the side bar, I knew this was Mark. Its good to hear more disturbing things from you sir. It brightens my day.

I sincerely love it when conservatives think that liberals will be ashamed of Biden for stuff like this and then are baffled when the rest of us are like, "no, we like that he says stuff like that." You're trying to make fun of us for something we're proud of!

Wow. This guy should look at the sex ed states vs the abstinence states on the US

When has the USA ever thrown money at the department of education? Or I guess when has said money actually ever gone into education?

Well, it technically worked for them because I carted their asses off to planned parenthood and taught them about condoms and the pill. God, I knew they were going to get one hell of an infection, never thought it could be fatal.

This was something suggested in "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask," if I remember correctly.

Wait, if usa cant fix stupid, nobody can?? that is the most murrican statement I have seen today. Kudos.

He lost me at "persuit." Tell him I said "shut up, re-take English 101, and do not breed."

The spider thing is not a myth; a similar thing happened to a friend of mine, though the spider-baby abscess was on his arm. Totally likely it happened to someone's face at some point in time.

This apparently came from the use of yams, or air potatoes, in a tea or other ingested preparation, as a form of contraceptive used by native peoples in the Americas. At some point, it got twisted into inserting a potato into the vagina to prevent or terminate a pregnancy. It is done in the film "The Milk of Sorrows"…

I am only here to say that I saw this headline and I KNEW IT WOULD BE YOU MARK!!!

OUCH!!! i used to work in retail pharmacy and we had a pre-med student who came in and didn't know how to use oral birth control. which is ok.

I thought it was bad when my prof told a story about his wife who is a pharmacist and she had a girl complaining about her birth control. The problem was it wasn't staying inside her and kept falling out. It was oral birth control.

This stock photo is horrific, given the context. DAMMIT MARK. YOU RUINED POTATOES FOR ME.

I went to school with girls who thought douching with coke was a contraceptive. Abstinence programs work, Y'all!

But on the sand, only one set of footprints.

THIS walk off's gonna be on WATER.