Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.

There were no names on those notes. And yet...some male “felt bullied.” And the school suspended her.

“Though the athletes of today are certainly superior to those in my days; we miss the clean cut white young men and women from those days.”

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

My friend went on an Instagram crusade against all the influencers who were influencing by stepping all over/lying on/crushing California poppies. Then she expanded it to other people doing harmful things on public lands. (And made friends with @publiclandshateyou!) So no, their harm isn’t just contained to being rich…

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

Ok, maybe its the stupid European in me, or I am trying to understand crazy too much here, but where is the connection between “Dead Babys” and Anti-Vaxx? Wouldnt more vaccinations prevent Dead Babys?

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

Aside from being racist trash/an all-around terrible person, Jeffree Star always looks so terrible that I’m baffled anyone would want to emulate...that. “Reanimated corpse” would seriously be too complimentary.

Hospital visitation rights, for one. Also, if one of you dies and the other has an asshole family, barring a will, they could take everything of their kids regardless of it's importance to the partner.

FUCK YES I would buy Ina Garten’s memoir.  Where the hell do I get on the waiting list?

I seriously doubt Meghan Markle’s father just gave the letter to a tabloid. Sold Is the proper word. 

I’m probably gonna get slammed for saying this but to me this reeks of the monstrous “medical experiments” the Nazis sanctioned. This guy is no longer a doctor, he’s a nutjob happily endangering women. 

Along with the idea that a woman whose body was ruptured and hemorrhaging due to an ectopic pregnancy could be more effectively treated by a doctor who pumped her with her own filtered blood,

My sister in law got a goddamn doodle from a cut-rate breeder. She paid at least $800 for the thing. The person bred the dogs to make money in their backyard. Sold them as ‘hey this dog will be smart! and fun! and great with kids! because it’s a doodle and a retriever!’

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

I can’t wait to hear all the usual suspects on the “Christian” right to object to feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, showing mercy to the criminal, and aiding the widowed and the orphaned. I’m sure the U.S. being a “Christian country” will continue to just mean being anti-abortion (something the Bible never…

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn