It’s not a “line call” to review evidence in an investigation. That’s what’s supposed to happen when an investigation takes place. The judge didn’t make the call; police investigators did. Judges don’t present and file charges. Police present charges and prosecutors file charges.

I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…

I imagine the price that he’s paid at this point is so beyond anything that he—

Q: Is there a difference between butt grabbing and rape?

Do they have a word for eating cheese in strange combinations (like in cereal, or with peanut butter)? Not that I would ever do that, just curios about other cultures.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I wish I was rich and famous specifically so I could be the rare, normal human one who was like, “I’m worth half a billion and could make money bottling my own farts, so I’m gonna save my cease-and-desist letter for like the .00001 percent of the time it’s worth using and give the little guys this one and this one and …

Oh, I don’t know! I thought the only things I knew about her were 1. She’s a Victoria’s Secret model and 2. She was married to Orlando Bloom. Turns out though that Miranda Kerr was the one Bloom married so I only know one thing about her.

Was there a post about the power of 3 being broken? I may have missed it

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

White to the point of appearing translucent and gives you an orgasm? Honey, you’re English. That’s just your hand.

Sheet skeet aka bookkake is real and should not be joked about.

...sadly, after all the unbelievable shit 2017 has proved true, I am about 90% prepared to just completely take this woman at her word and accept that yes, she has indeed fucked a ghost.

Even if that was what this is, so what? Were the actors who worked with him starving in the street so that it was do his movie or die?

and a diamond-encrusted hoodie.

Some would avoid commenting, sit back and listen for an answer.

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Hogan’s Heros > Sgt. Schultz > “I know nothing! I see nothing!”