Fact. On Jezebel 2018, everything is a micro-aggression, and all offenses demand a lifetime of exile from society.

Meanwhile, most of the uber-liberal, die-hard, Jez fans probably advocte for prison reform and rehabilitating inmates for reintroduction into society... sort of hypocritical.

Not in a situation where two people are sober and actively making out. Do all of you live in a world where sex is a series of command prompts asking if you’d like to continue or not? He wasn’t an employer and wasn’t in a position of power, at any point during that story she could say no and judging by the texts they…

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I’m sorry, I’m not seeing either one? Has the thief been through again since you posted this?

She's probably just afraid someone will steal her lower lip. Clearly, someone got the upper one.

Friend, you are not alone. The version of him in Mr. Deeds has always been kinda sexy to me.

OMG. Me too. I would totally. All day long. I’ve always been ashamed of that and have never, EVER told a soul. Happy Gilmore was the clincher. *salivating on keyboard*

i’ve only admitted it on the internet and never in real life but here we go world : i find adam sandler very attractive. i don’t just mean like Billy Madison era Adam (even if that’s my favorite movie), i mean current day, beautiful mustache Adam. I LOVE HIM

As a young-ish someone whose body is probably not “flattered” by leggings, let me just say: fuck that shit. Leggings are comfy, and you can pry them from my cold, unflattered hands.

lol fuck hard pants for real

My company goes semi-casual every summer. Last year I wore jeans most days, but this year I realized how much nicer it is to just live in sundresses (and the occasional skirt) and Keds. I’m committed to the no pants life.

I’ve converted my entire wardrobe (pretty much...) to leggings, knit dresses, and cardigans.  I love it.  It’s like the best thing that has ever happened.  It’s like you’re wearing pajamas 24/7 BUT NO ONE KNOWS HIS BUT YOU.  Everyone else thinks you’re being fancy because you’re wearing a “dress”.

Hip hip hoora-nah. Fuck it. I’mma take a nap on the sofa.

This is a sweet article. But COME ON with the typos. I mean, I’ll give you a pass on the wrong kind of pesos. But FEET!!?? And sargeant isn’t even a word. Just look for the little red underliney thing. Spell check shouldn’t be that hard.

Yup. Don’t feel bad for Josh anymore.

wowwwww, RIP my nascent Israel Broussard obsession, Last Thursday - This Very Goddamn Moment

you’re fun.

It did give me an idea for a story about two fiends who are raised by mother who want them to be pretty and popular and happy. They sort of drift apart after one friend starts gaining weight and drops out of the dance/cheerleading classes their mom’s have them in. Then, in 8th grade she starts working to lose weight…

This is off topic but the title of the movie made me think of it: dads are bullshit. Sure, maybe not all dads, but what the hell happened to men that almost none of my friends or the people I work with talk to their dads, or even if they do, they don’t like it. Especially since the orange crust was elected, I’ve had…

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…