I will be the dick who points out that the design is so basic that I’m sure many other designers have ‘developed’ the same style organically too.

So you’re taking this seriously? Taylor Swift is a singer and songwriter and musician. There’s no need to list women who are more culturally significant and accomplished. This is the weirdest Jez article ever.

I know, right?

The girl working the register at Sport Chalet right before it was going out of business who accidentally hit the 70% off twice and charging me $12 for a $130 jacket, to which she responded, “Oh well, I’m starting nursing school next week.”

The old white lady 2 people in front of me in the 20 items or less line with 21 items. She farted out loud and didn’t even turn around. #badbitch

I don’t want to be the one, but I’m gonna be the one. We tend to believe male rape victims for a combination of two factors: The first being internalized homophobia because the act is so “unnatural”, and the second being internalized sexism.

Like instead of a wacky guy in a trench coat, maybe: your boss! That police officer? Your good friend.

Tons. Just because you lack principles doesn’t mean the rest of us do. I won’t work for a company that pulls shit and I sure as fuck wouldn’t work for a boss who molested his child. It’s not like this shit is a secret.

The video is funny and spot on, but, like...

You guessed Ireland based on my flimsy human rights and shitty options for political affiliation right? Ding ding ding!

Generalizing is never helpful, but also...

He is also on tape bragging about sexual assault, and he was never held accountable for that either. It is becoming rapidly clear there is literally nothing Trump will do that will cause Republican lawmakers, let alone his rabid base, to abandon him. The Republicans sold their souls by keeping Trump around; they’ve…

Literally was just saying to my GF last night that Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate made him the #1 Chris, above Hemsworth (#2, just fine, also Thor: Ragnarok was fantastic), EDIT Pine (#3, just... you know, totally a person who is there), and Pratt (#4, as while Andy is great, he’s not).

And just look at the white and otherwise non-Black people telling us how we should feel, and how intentions matter, and how if they can’t say it, nobody should say it. Look at ‘em all. Literally:

Former veterinary nurse here. Cats are desert animals and can go a bit without water (though eventually leads to kidney damage, temporary or permanent) and a few weeks without food though cats are much more damaged by missing a meal than other mammals. (Obligate carnivore). There is probably decent oxygen inside the…

Rich, I think you failed to realize the first word of the phrase “feral cat with mayonnaise jar on it’s head.” Just because the cat doesn’t have use of it’s mouth doesn’t mean it still won’t cut you with those razor sharp claws, even if you are trying to help it. Feral cats can be mean vicious at times, especially if…

“I do not mean to disparage Ruggere’s compassion or mock her attempt to help a feline condiment fiend, but how do you let a cat with a jar on its head get away once the jar is in your hand? Seems like as a human without a jar on your head, you have a huge advantage over the cat whose entire world has been supplanted…

You can think what you want about Jamie Phillips, good sir, but there is no reason to bring the fine reporters of the Daily Buttwipe into this mess.

Project Veritas preparing for their next big exposé 

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???