1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

He may not have called them bitches, but he sure as hell didn’t respect them. I will never understand the Hefner apologists - it is no coincidence that Cosby and Hefner were best buddies and at least one of the Cosby rapes happened at the Playboy Mansion.

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

He was a historical figure and had massive cultural influence, but much of his legacy does not have a soft place in my heart. He had a long and privileged life. His idea that putting women on display for male voyeurism was the same as liberating them sexually was always heavily flawed and very misogynistic. Instead…

I blame about 40-60% of my childhood trauma on Hugh Hefner so I can’t say that I’m in mourning. My father thought it was a funny and novel idea to tack pictures of Playboy centerfolds in the bathrooms at our summer cabin, so every time I had to pee I would be staring down a voluptuous bunny giving me a come hither…

Thank you for your pedantry. You really set the record straight. Thank you for your extremely useful contribution. Please let the record show that my pedantic friend here is correct.

I tell my wife that all the time, some knocks and she opens the door without looking. Look first before opening the door its crazy clowns out there.

I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Ok, Robert Redford...

Yep. You’re starting a new relationship with someone while your recent ex is in her third trimester? Nope nope nope.

I could go either way on Kim’s reaction, but I totally believe it if she was less than pleased. I don’t know what it is about sisters, but for just once in my life, I’d love my sister to give me a normal reaction to good news or even my life choices. I know I’m projecting, but I’m flashing back to 1986 when I picked a…

Just in case anyone is curious... I am not pregnant, nor am I expecting to be anytime soon. Thank you for your time.

Also contemplating what it’s like to have a house in which, to study a painting, you need binoculars and a ladder...

That was TMZ, who are never ever classy about stuff like this. The team statement is in the last paragraph.

I just got my first ever pup who’s a pit. She’s my heart and soul. This “art” enrages me and makes me so sad. Pitbulls are natural lovers and super friendly. Only an asshole would make them aggressive and fight.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

This kind of shit is exactly why I left the art world. I saw a vegan I graduated college with (I know she’s vegan because she never shut up about it) defending this because it’s only through “extreme art” that we become “disgusted with ourselves.”