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“let my wife watch”

People may not have noticed this, but his actions really fit his last name because “Weiner” is a slang word for the male penis.

Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former congressman and NYC mayoral candidate who seemed so promising during his mid aughts Daily Showappearances*, has been sentenced to 21 months in federal prison

I understand that the lawyers’ job is to deny and downplay in attempts to minimize or negate a pay out, however if anyone attempted to monetize images or 6 sec clips of Beyonce without compensation there is not a planet on which they would consider that “fair use”. I’m sure they will come to a reasonable settlement.

Not a good look for Bey IMO. $20mm may be a lot, but significantly co-oping another (LGBT) artist’s work in your most-played song without any “hey i think ur great would love to work with u on this song” is kind of outrageous.

* stunned into silence by this response *

Direct your chicken leg house to Los Angeles, you need to have a talk with Elliot Berlin.

I really don’t understand your complaint here. It is being investigated because that is a very long work day. Therefore, it’s relevant, one of the top two relevant facts of the case, I’d say.

“ But please do tell me *again* how long a day Mr. Kappa was working prior to having his car crash. Every single headline has mentioned it.”

I would HATE Liam Gallagher if I knew him in real life, but I’m glad he exists! Endless entertainment.

K.J. Apa, who is currently making headlines because he fell asleep at the wheel after a 14.2-hour work day and crashed his car into a light pole.

Whatever, BRYAN.

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

Damn, now I can’t spell “Bachelorette!” #ThanksTrump

1. Wendy is rude to everybody.

I aspire to be like her the way Goopites aspire to be like Gwen.

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

Yuck. Heathers was the kind of lightning in a bottle weirdness that always sucks when people try to reboot it.