Clearly this person abused the vehicle by using it. The Cybertruck is not intended to be driven. It was scientifically designed to stand next to in order to a not attract women you couldn’t attract before you spent 100k buying one.

Well you see those wheels are made from space rubber, the same rubber they use on the little golf carts Elon rides in at SpaceX. The metal is actually super hard space steel and are bulletproof. You pay extra for space stuff...👍

If you think Musk thinks of things no one else has thought of, you mighr want to research the history of EVs. I can assure you Elon does...lol.

Probably within the next 3 years. 

That works for me.👍

As I sit here smoking my second pack of Marlboros and snacking on some roadkill I found, I can’t help but wonder how we have gotten to a place where people have stopped growing up and instead want technology to be everyone’s new mommy. If you lack the maturity to drive responsibly or you are too afraid, you don’t…

It is well known that Teslas will give you gas.

Thanks to Elon and his robots, millions of Tesla fanbois will finally have girlfriends that don't all live in Canada. 

I gave up on pizzahut years ago. They are not what they were even 20 years ago. If I want food poisoning I don’t need to have it delivered, I’ll just lick some raw chicken in the comfort of my own home.

I must have been the only one who saw all the followup articles on that story, lol. And since we only have Elon’s word that the car wasn’t on autopilot, I take that with a grain of salt.

Well it doesn’t appear that data is relevent to the current investigation. In fact, I don’t think it was significant in 2016 as the nhtsa does its own investigations. They are looking at known events of wheels flying off at speed, collapsing suspensions, steering wheels coming off, battery fires, etc.. Since Tesla has…

Just to be clear...Tesla builds the ugliest, most ridiculous looking piece of crap since the Aztec..and Russia says you call that ugly? Hold my beer...

SpaceX is pretty much a subsidiary of NASA. They gave them access to all of the tech it developed over the past 80 years and had SpaceX update and optimize it. Teslastans believe Elon invented the rocket. Actuality, a different nazi deserves the credit. The confusion is understandable; they all look alike to me too.

Actually no. I live too far away to hear the explosions...🤣

Ev owners must eat a lot on a long distance trip, lol.

Assuming any of this is real and not Tesla’s usual cgi bullsĥit, I would say that Teslabot is almost on par with the toy robots you can buy from Amazon. I think all those Tesla fanbois wetting their beds waiting to order their new girlfriend will, like their parents, be disappointed with what they got.

Give it time. Between the tapering of demand for EVs and better quality offerings from real car makers, demand for Teslas will gradually decline. They are cheap, mediocre cars that get sold based on hype and being first to market.

It was based off a truck used in the movie “Machete Kills”, a Tarantino flick where Musk had a cameo. I guess he asked himself what kind of truck Danny Treo would drive up he wore a manbun and carried a purse...I mean satchel...

But this one might hurt the stock price. 

I think it’s something Tesla stans do while using fsd.