It needed a Covenant soldier sitting at a drumkit in silence , then going nuts on the skins when the song gets to the drum solo.

Somewhere in the Spartan program, there’s a few of them that are a Genesis cover band when they’re off duty and honestly? They ain’t half bad. 

Armed with iced tea and skittles. Skittles exacerbate the whites’ “economic anxiety” because of all the colors.

Or maybe THIS cool VW?

Asimov wrote a short story about a pack of “abandoned” autonomous cars that are adopted by a caretaker. “Sally” is the name of that story:

Don’t you put that evil on us, David Tracy.

If we get to Level 5 in 20 years, I’ll still surprised. Meanwhile, I think Isaac Asimov would’ve been most pleased how his 3 Laws of Robotics are integrated to robocars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

I DON’T REALLY CARE DO U

You have to be as old as or older than me to remember that cartoon. I’m 58, an I remember seeing this in a Life magazine around 1978.

My 1979 Jeep Cherokee Golden Eagle needs Jesus.

I think she’s just using sex as a crotch.

Does *anything* (with four wheels) have more body roll than a 2CV? I think not.

The Dasher was based off the dancer and prancer.

And I’m still looking for the “Any” key....

Help us Space Balls, you’re our only hope at cleaning our skies of debris caused by fucking idiots.

I looked at the keyboard as carefully as possible and could not find the check engine light.

More accurate scene I thought of :P

Dumbass. Everyone knows you use Flex Seal’s Flex Shot for these sorts of conditions. I did the research!

Reminded me of Blackadder....