Removed from the board? I bet he did Nazi that coming.

A Man concerned about shadowy cabals sent a personal email to Utah’s most powerful. In hopes of colluding behind the scenes in response to a global socia-political event.

OK.

Looks like the GOP has found another speaker for its 2024 convention.

Koi vey!

Looks more like they’re driving a tank. 

Slowly but surely Gary Larson’s prophecies are coming to pass. 

I’m sure the rates are on sliding scales. Probably more than a fin per day. Of course, some of them will always carp about the cost of insurance.

“So easy even a goldfish can do it.”

Didn’t it hurt when they pried your face off the dashboard? This sounds like a Marlene Detrick story.

Imagine if it went real world all the cats napping in the front windows of their houses going crazy at the goldfish driving by and taunting them. 

You’re a madman, David! I’m glad the persistence paid off, though. Thanks for bringing us along!

Not all heroes wear capes.

I stand by my original opening statement: “There’s ‘committed to the bit’ and then there’s ‘David Tracy’.”

I’d like to have a word with her, too.

I need to run to the store immediately and buy a lottery ticket as today is my lucky day. I finally get to share the Jeep video with people who have been asking about the time David Tracy crashed in my garage for almost a year now, and Kinja is actually letting me comment and receive notifications! David is a BOSS for…

Aw damn! I love reading your stories of your own insanity but this is one where I could have helped! I live in frickin Stanwood and I have entirely furnished, 1,100 square foot unoccupied two bedroom apartment in my basement complete with kitchen, 75 inch TV, Xbox One, and a friendly dipshit dog where you could have…

I know car restoration. I feel fairly competent at engine repair.

Yeah, depends on how much momentum it absorbs.