It’s not easy being cheesy.

Kind of hilarious that the scam app works better than the real one. 

MAGA app showing “canibal serial killer corpse murder pictures in a huge list”.  Seems properly targeted!

Plus, Trump knows Tim Apple personally.

Depends if it’s an African or European pillow, and whether fully laden.

[Ctrl-F “Tang”]

I am a sucker for “Astronaut Ice Cream” though (which never actually had anything to do with space, it was just marketing)

And anything that represents history with any accuracy.

There are no threats that will frighten us

Yep. That’s the end, folks. 

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

Ah.

Went around and found out.

Subaru ain’t half bad:

Rolls-Royce:

Once upon a time, back in the days of Spinelli & Murilee, there was something along those lines - a “Batshit Babes” calendar filled with mugshots. Many of the top contenders hailed from Floriduh.

Wait, I thought Trojans were supposed to prevent asteroids, but maybe I’m thinking of something else.