Iron Maiden doesn’t worship the devil. But the devil worships Iron Maiden.

Sounds like those who raised the initial complaint decided to Run to the Hills.

Ahh yes, Columbus and Reagan. Both men who didn't know where they were or what was going on. Bless.

He’s probably as Italian as Snookie is.

He is leaving to spend more time with Giada de Laurentiis’ family.

Disappointing to learn “Beat Bobby Flay” was a cooking a competition and not people beating Bobby with wiffle ball bats.

if you race a bike while wearing that last costume, is it a (wait for it),
Tour de Franzia?

She’s absolutely irredeemable, but I will give her some points for the literary flourish in describing Kushner as “Rasputin in a slim-fitting suit.” I audibly guffawed when I read that.

She’s had an epiphany. Good for her. Now she can fuck off.

*tinfoil hat* Facebook’s outages eclipses the Whistleblower news/search results that they are, in fact, evil and weaponizing depression..... which is really convenient timing

Iiii Also may know where there’s a Valiant in a yard here in Upstate. It’s been a while since I’ve been to that yard on Seneca lake but I know I saw a Valiant. Also tons of Volvos/ Euro stuff incl two Bertones, a few VW buses bc Watkins Glen is right there

Unk ‘n’ Them Varmints reference approved.

How about only 50's American cars and 90's JDM?  I want to see an FD with tailfins!

Upstate folks are the nicest.

518? Nah, come on over to the 315, 607, 585, or 716. That's upstate!

Tracy is going to grow up to be some wide-eyed kid’s weird uncle. I mean, the kid is going to go to school, and he is going to have stories.

As the old line goes:

Assuming they have standard foot operated speed and braking controls, which I dunno, but it looks like: Went to hit the brake, hit the accelerator instead, realized they weren’t breaking, so mashed the pedal harder before working out what they did wrong.

Free car. Needs slight body work.

“Some body work required. No lowballs. I know what I’ve got (in there).”