Racing Archivist

9/17/21

I CURRENTLY work gas station retail, and I would LOVE to throw tires at some of my customers.

9/17/21

I dunno. I have a phobia about running a gas station ever since the can incident.

9/15/21

Shitty cell service?

9/15/21

Clickbait. I thought this was going to be about the semiautomatic poutine launcher.

9/14/21

Yes, mostly in the summer. Nah, the airplanes, probably because Canada has a lot of high quality wood to make into Mosquitos. Lots of Birch and Steel sheet metal in Canada.

9/14/21

But did you get it running and drive it to Moab?

9/14/21

Meanwhile Audi is like, “Nein, zat is much too silly.”

9/13/21

Whatever you do, do NOT read the filenames!!!

9/12/21

SCOOP THERE IT IS

9/11/21

WTB Photoshop contests again =(

9/11/21

he deals with water damage claims...you do NOT want to have to deal with representative charzard.

9/11/21

Also made its way to Pokemon Unite

9/10/21

There will never be enough breadsticks to fill that hole in your heart, no matter how many baskets they bring you.

9/9/21

Lol, chuckling throughout, but that ending tho...

9/9/21

I can’t write anything better than that. I’ll only add that my POW great grandfather escaped from Andersonville and killed both Jefferson Davis and Robert E Lee - effectively ending the Civil War. But like all other members of my family never got credit for it.

9/9/21

A long time ago during whichever year the Civil War took place in, fantastic and brilliant General Robert E. Lee was not at all a traitor, which was fake news, and won his war against the totally corrupt and dangerous Anti-Confederacy, or as they are increasingly known as the Anticonfa.

9/8/21

It puts the lotion on its body or it gets

9/3/21

The reporter was with MSNBC. I would bet money he saw MSNBC on their vans or the camera man’s jacket or on the camera, lost his mind, and pulled over to berate them - not because of anything this reporter was doing because he has no idea what they’re saying while driving by - but because they were with MSNBC and Trump…

9/3/21

He saw a black dude and an NBC logo, I doubt he even thought about the weather. His tiny Fox-poisoned brain probably jumped right to BLM or CRT or something about fraudulent votes.

9/3/21

So then what happens during a NASCAR race? Those are cars stuck in a roundabout for three hours while going 180+MPH!