RIP that little weiner kid he landed on.

It's got to be this

heh, Pat Fenis. heh.

Canada's map would be pretty boring, imo.

Redneck Lumberjack here, He'd be applauded for the initial effort in the liberal circles, then the goons from Kenora, ON beyond come out of the woodwork:

So, there's this guy in my office, and he "drinks" the remaining salad dressing in his bowl.

If you expanded this to Canada, you'd be introduced to the majesty that is "Pilsner"

I'd just like to say I read the "electric toothbrush" chapter on the subway on the way home the other night and the people around me couldn't understand why I burst out cry-laughing.

Do you think Homeless people give other homeless people their spare change?

Which animal (non-bear category) do you think can handle their alcohol the best?