So you don’t have to watch the video, here are the 5 features mentioned:

yes, I could have gone on if I wanted to. 

People have been dying in droves from summer heat waves in Europe. And what about the deaths from the huge forest fires in the western US? 

I’m not suggesting you padlock a chain around your leg, it’s an easily unclipped strap. Also... you do realize you’re already wearing a strap around your waist right? Even in the exceptionally unlikely event you’re in a situation that requires evacuation, I’m confident you can unclip yourself.

I thought the belt idea was useful. I am needing hip surgery soon due to a birth condition and it causes extreme pain to force my legs together for long periods- the hip socket and muscles just don’t want to... I do it during a flight because I’m not a man spreading monster on public transportation, but I literally go…

100% this. The very best way to get every last shard is a bare foot. There will be glass until it finds a foot.

My simple trick for cleaning up broken glass is to first sweep it up with a broom and dustpan and then vacuum the area. Works like a charm. I know... sounds almost too reasonable to be true.

I like to clean it up the best that I can and then walk slowly barefoot over the carpet. If there is any glass left, my foot will attract it.

What am I doing wrong? I made french toast and hash browns, but the shattered glass is still there!

Don’t be afraid of slideshows...

I’ll just add to the list...America has not been this dry in 112 years. If rain doesn’t come in buckets soon, the west is going to be in real trouble.

It’ll be just like before you were born.  Remember that?

The problem is, a person cannot imagine “nothing”.

What? Out of season tornados, more frequent Cat 4/5 hurricanes, longer and worse wildfires, and deep south freezes are killing people as we speak. Are you waiting on the events from the film “The Day After Tomorrow” before you attribute a death to climate change?

Hard not true, There are plenty of people that are and will suffer from local scale climate change. There are plenty of people whose homes are currently disappearing under water. (Tangier Island MD and other Chesapeake Bay islands, the Maldives) India will have massive heat waves this summer. Many 20 years olds will…

If that’s how you treat your buddies, I’d hate to be your enemy.

Him being awesome is like a 85-hour video plus 42TB slide show

I wanted to do the tree pod thing, too, until I learned that you still have to be cremated first. Now I’m going with a straight up natural burial at a nature preserve (I think technically it’s called a conservation burial ground). I figure that I’ll be compost eventually that way. Basically, it’s just a regular old…

Samantha Bee did a segment on the afterlife industry. Sadly it’s full of vulture-capitalism that preys upon emotionally vulnerable folks who are dealing with loss and confusion over what the deceased would have wanted...it’s worse than the wedding industry in that regard. The Sex and the City folks covered a smidge…

I wanted to be a tree. But I think the company that does this still creamates you and then you mix your ashes with the soil and the sapling in order to plant it. Luckily I live in WA so the option to be compost is there, but I think when Evening Magazine did a story on it, it was still really expensive? After all,…