She’s an agent of BIG SOUS.

well if you were any where near my office during thanksgiving... PINEAPPLE juice everything. Pretty much... in the stuffing, on ham, with ham, with turkey, in drinks.

Update: He heard the UPS truck and he must defend me against those vicious Amazon packages.

It will on burrito night!

Our cats like to sleep under the covers sometimes, too. One of our cats will sleep for literally hours just completely wrapped up in blankets. Good to know that I don’t have to worry about her, apart from accidentally sitting on her because I forgot she was there!

From what I understand, black tattoo ink traditionally uses animal bone char. There are vegan tattoo artists that source their black elsewhere.

My dog habitually licks cloth. He’ll lick the carpet for hours.

When I was a kid, I had a miniature schnauzer who slept in my bed. Similar effect, she’d sprawl in the middle of the bed while I huddle along an edge. Little dogs are always such bed hogs, aren’t they?!

My dog does whatever she wants. While I’m on the coach lying down watching some TV and she wants to sleep she does it in two steps. First she curls up on top of my chest and she stays there for some 10 minutes. Then she crawls to my legs and curls up between them. At night she sleeps under the covers close by me until…

Our dog also sleeps under the covers. In fact, he prefers to be under some sort of cover most of the day. Early on, he was afraid of getting under, and so he’d lay on top of the covers and pin us down in the bed. So we eventually coaxed him under and now he loves it.

My dog, at this very moment:

My cat would just stare while it shit on my car and then run after it. Then when she misses catching it, walk nonchalantly like she wasn’t trying to catch it. While looking around to see if any other cats saw her shame.

But what about getting poisoned from all the dutch ovens he’s receiving from himself and me at night?

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

“If you catch the bird in the act”

5. Avian-targeted biological weapon