+1 Heh

Me suspects you wrote this letter...

Atta boy, not goin with the Homer vote...

"Reggie Wayne supports Arians' supremacy...? I wish I had a few players like him..."

Agreed. #2 gets my vote

Excellent and well said. It sounds like you, unfortunately, have an extensive amount of familiarity with this subject and I am happy to see you can share your insight. I thank you.

Fail.

Kill it with FIRE!

Come on, Yeti, make the world know you exist by devouring these 4 youths & I promise it will welcome you with open arms for saving us from their specific type of evil.

Well, that took the air outta my sails...

Great read.

I once tried to spin some straw for Rose McGowan once, and promptly got maced...those were the days...

YOU are your kid's manners coach.

If you have the finances to take your children to eat at a fine dining establishment, perhaps you can afford life-coaches. I have no problem with this. Whatever makes you happy. However, this doesn't excuse those of us not-so-fortunate(myself included) for not teaching basic manners to our children. Don't expect the…

Right you are. Office parties shouldn't have this kind of atmosphere that alienates anyone. I definitely couldn't feel comfortable knowing that next week I have to see my boss/coworkers after "enjoying" something like that. I am also a firm believer in work is work & play is play. These worlds do not cross at any time.

Nice job, Pope. Your address to the people is just as out-dated and ridiculous as that shiny bathrobe you strut around in.

That is so bad ass. Gimme gimme gimme!

I purchased my wife's engagement ring at an antique shop. It's 90+ years old & she absolutely loves it(a few modest/tiny diamonds) because it didn't come from some jewelry store. The uniqueness is what makes it special to her. When I had it cleaned/sized, they offered me almost double what I paid...that made me feel…

Hmm...fictional, dead & Bad MoFo...I know who I'm calling...