I’m going to show my nerdestry here — the bit he quotes is about a character who appears in the Silmarillion, but the poem is actually from The Lord of the Rings. Bilbo recites it in Rivendell when Frodo is recovering from the knife wound.

I don’t understand how season one of Jessica Jones was so good and season two was such garbage. I’m not sure if this is a good thing for the show or a bad one, or if the Marvel Netflix series are just all cursed to have at least one awful season. Judging by season two of Luke Cage, I’d lean more toward the latter.

In response to most of the commenters:

For the love of God, man, read the exceptional fantastic four and future foundation series written by Jonathan Hickman.

I discovered a fish and tried to name them Osama fin Laden and the game wouldn’t allow it. It’s been dead to me ever since. I killed that goddamn fish out of spite though. 

Look all they need to do is have Danny Rand, The Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of Kun-Lun, Sworn Enemy of the Hand, Budding Arsonist, and Currently Under Investigation by the DEA for his Purchase of a Drug Lab get the shit beaten out of him buy all the other Immortal Weapons.

Also, once again, can we PLEASE get a formal way to block specific users’ comments from showing up? Having to rely on Kinjamprove for such basic functionality (seriously? It’s 2018 and your commenting system has no way to block users? Do you still use rotary phones?) is ridiculous.

More isn’t always better. See also Hobbit: Please Dear God Make It Stop, The. Also, Dune isn’t anywhere near as long as LotR.

Here’s my obligatory poop on Mondo.

Lol you think a sequel to a stupid fucking movie was a "travesty" 

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Correction: Ditko did Captain Atom, Blue Beetle, and the Question for Charlton Comics, not DC. Charlton just sold off all their characters in the ‘80s to DC.

He was probably just overwhelmed by all the close-up shots of dancing ballerina feet.

The whole thing where five people got shot to death?

It is. It is a minority, you fancy little boy.

There’s a difference between a book about the making of a film...and a novel length review.

I guarantee I do not give a shit about Plinkett’s dissection of the prequels. I don’t even know who that is. I didn’t like the prequels, doesn’t mean I want to watch a LOTR Extended Edition-length criticism.

“To these ends, we pledge our merchandise, our honor, and our wallets”

I think I know who their leader is:

If this cost under $5 million, that is fucking impressive. No movie should be over $50 mill if this is what $5 looks like.