this is the oddest “review” I have ever read, it’s more like the opening of a choose-your-own-adventure book...like do I have to watch the episode now?

It's almost as like they're already available in their intended format...

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

My documentary, When I Last Saw Jesse, screens immediately after Super Size Me 2 at the Gene Siskel Center, Sept. 7th and 11th.

Why not Grosse?

I’m just going to give you a star for this comment to hopefully dig you out of the grays and let others see how tightly you clutch your pearls. 

I don't think there are too many white guys in the Bible. Maybe the Romans.

T2 was not a misfire and is, in fact, a highly-rewatchable delight.

I, for one, am deeply disappointed that the potato industry hasn’t created a millennial-focused cultivar called the YouTuber.

I’ve always loved this early appearance of Stan Lee on ‘To Tell the Truth’ where you can’t even recognize him until he speaks.

This guy is seriously up there with the likes of Mozart and Beethoven, and I feel blessed to be alive in the same time as him. And we can be eternally thankful that two people so well suited for each other as him and Sergio Leone were able to find each other.

“The Deadwood movie is in production, but HBO could probably still cancel it.”

I thought Season 1 was compelling while we were watching it, but around episode 5 you start to realize that it’s pretty much just a defense case. The makers of the documentary aren’t interested in exploring the case, they just want to show that Steven Avery is innocent. I was still upset by everything presented to us,…

Because he did it.

So, he did it. He totally did it. Yes, it appears he was framed but he totally totally totally did it. Is there really any question that he didn’t do it?

I’m just the opposite. I could NOT care less about groups of superheroes fighting groups of supervillains. The Avengers, X-Men, Justice League - big ol’ yawners.

Tales of heroes (super or otherwise) who, outside of their powers, are just ordinary people with friends and families and troubles of their own - those feed…

I’ve always held that the main reason Peter resonates with people is because his arc rings truest. We’re all the kid who didn’t really fit in as much as we would have liked, when given superpowers we’d all take that as a sign that we should go out and use it to our advantage, and then after Ben’s death (which, unlike…

Obligatory reference to Upgrade which is probably the Venom movie in all but name for this year. I thought Logan Marshall-Green’s performance as a passenger in his own body during the fight scenes was remarkable.