Here are your winnings, sir. 

I loved Solo, I loved TLJ, I love Star Wars. I’ll watch whatever new content there is to watch. But Solo should be coming out in three months, not four months ago. Marvel caught lightning in a bottle. Star Wars should have never tried to do the same.

GoldenEye coasts on a good opening scene. An opening scene that prompts the question: Why the fuck wasn’t Sean Bean playing James Bond instead of Pierce Brosnan?

“And yet First Man, whose studious attention to detail makes Apollo 13 look like Armageddon, is as immersive and even expressive an assault on the senses as the music movies its maker made before it.”

I’m going to show my nerdestry here — the bit he quotes is about a character who appears in the Silmarillion, but the poem is actually from The Lord of the Rings. Bilbo recites it in Rivendell when Frodo is recovering from the knife wound.

I discovered a fish and tried to name them Osama fin Laden and the game wouldn’t allow it. It’s been dead to me ever since. I killed that goddamn fish out of spite though. 

Look all they need to do is have Danny Rand, The Immortal Iron Fist, Protector of Kun-Lun, Sworn Enemy of the Hand, Budding Arsonist, and Currently Under Investigation by the DEA for his Purchase of a Drug Lab get the shit beaten out of him buy all the other Immortal Weapons.

Also, once again, can we PLEASE get a formal way to block specific users’ comments from showing up? Having to rely on Kinjamprove for such basic functionality (seriously? It’s 2018 and your commenting system has no way to block users? Do you still use rotary phones?) is ridiculous.

He was probably just overwhelmed by all the close-up shots of dancing ballerina feet.

The whole thing where five people got shot to death?

It is. It is a minority, you fancy little boy.

There’s a difference between a book about the making of a film...and a novel length review.

I guarantee I do not give a shit about Plinkett’s dissection of the prequels. I don’t even know who that is. I didn’t like the prequels, doesn’t mean I want to watch a LOTR Extended Edition-length criticism.

“To these ends, we pledge our merchandise, our honor, and our wallets”

I think I know who their leader is:

If this cost under $5 million, that is fucking impressive. No movie should be over $50 mill if this is what $5 looks like. 

No; the Punisher is leagues ahead of Iron Fist. I’d put it in the same tier as the second season of Daredevil, ahead of S2 of JJ and Defenders, but behind S1 of DD, S1 of JJ and the first half of S1 of Luke Cage.

Took responsibility how? He certainly didn’t, say, offer to pay her medical fees.

Brantum Leap.

I think we can all agree this was definitely a moment that was missing, and at the same time, laugh at how incredibly enthusiastic this crowd was about features that they’d already had for years. (For anyone who wasn’t in the loop, that’s how bad the Xbone was looking at the time.)