Scrum? Sounds like they left out an "O" and a "T" somewhere in the middle. Mazda SCRUM! It has balls!

Wow so you put it on the ground in the sunlight and it rolls around on its own? Sounds almost as fun as a pet cockroach!

Hi, my name is jarque and I like the looks of the new Impreza WRX. Now what are the next 11 steps? Seriously this is the best looking Impreza since before the big roundeye Impreza dropped in '01. Better than roundeye, better than the squinty eyed Jay Leno chin Impreza and much better than the last pignose Impreza. And…

@Jagvar: he has a yellow Cadillac and Daisy runs over Myrtle with it. Driving yellow cars and injuring your friends with them... maybe that's where Nick got his inspiration

I'm 27 and I find myself not only wanting a Cadillac, but a Cadillac wagon. Ten, five, hell two years ago Cadillac had NOTHING that interested me. Not the XLR, not the CTS-V... it was all boring cheapo crap. I just hope the actual quality of these new Caddies lives up to the perceived quality.

@Ash78: What's a Barracho? I've only heard of the Borrego. Not sure what either of those vaguely Spanish sounding things are though.

Fender flares: you're doing it right. I can has track day?

I have much more fun in my 4 banger DSG GTI than I ever had in my V8 5-speed Mustang. Sure there's turbo lag at times but it spools up faster than it would take to downshift a manny tranny. It has more torque than horsepower (207 vs. 197) due to the turbo and DI. I miss working the clutch myself but my knee thanks me…

@Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity: I'm thinking the Malibu Maxx didn't sell not so much because it competed with the Equinox but more because it was, you know, fuck ugly.

@: so you're saying the ZR1, which uses a leaf spring suspension, is only worth $45-$50K and the Volt, which as far as I can tell doesn't use leaf springs, isn't worth $30-$40K even though it uses cutting-edge technology and will most likely cost very little to run versus a conventional gasoline car?

@Bumblebee: Four people together can do more work than the sum of what they could do separately. So in theory if this thing weighs about the same as four bicycles it could go a bit faster... until it has to turn.

Those people need to put on some pants or tan those pasty white legs. The glare is blinding me.

needs some aluminum vent tubing coming out of the front fenders for the simulated exhaust pipes

I'm pretty sure that Susan Whitall is just a pseudonym and this article was secretly written by Andy Rooney.

Oh man that photo looks like an electrocution about to happen. Is it a baptism or execution?

I kinda think that drilling in ANWR might lower gas prices which might get more Republicans elected who might try to stop gay marriage. Might.

Legend has it that Elvis Presley pulled out his pistol and popped his Pantera a few times when it wouldn't start one morning. That story alone is enough to make me choose the De Tomaso but I'm thinking this Longchamp would look awfully mean in black primer with an M2 .50 cal machine gun mounted to the top. That way if…

Bleh. I nearly bought a used RX-8 but with the stipulation that the dealer's detail department had to remove the billet grill and faux wood from the dash. I ended up buying a new GTI instead. Sometimes I doubt my decision but then I remember how much gas is these days.

It looks Hyundai-ish. For the LaCrosse, that's an improvement.

@tenbeers: Yep, pop it out with a pocketknife, screwdriver, whatever's handy.