@Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: I'm a NASCAR fan and not an angry bigot so I'm going to have to agree with beercheck and say that by accusing a mass amount of people (including myself) of being anti-semites that you are the one exhibiting bigoted behavior.

Bad taste, bad photochop. I'm really tired of the "motorsports fans are angry bigots" jokes, especially since I get the feeling that a lot people think they're accurate.

I can't wait to see a presidential plug-in hybrid! If you think a Prius is fun to drive now just wait until it's weighed down with bullet-proof armor and glass... I can imagine the would-be assassins in hot pursuit in their smart fortwos.

There was a TV commercial for I don't remember what (Taco Bell maybe?) that had Shaq closing the convertible top of a Ferrari and his head poking a hole through it. Pretty funny. Also, if you've seen his custom motorcycle Jesse James built for him he looks completely normal on it. But if an average sized person sits…

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: manual trans and heated leather seats? Good luck finding that combo in a truck.

@graverobber- Two BEER minimum: I can't read those characters so I'll defer to your expertise on that one.

@OldeEnglishD misses Polar: Konnichiwa = hello. I say hello you say goodbye...

I hate that blasted tunnel but it's the only way to get from where I live in the East Bay to Oakland/Berkeley/The City. I'll admit to being a sidezoomer but I try to do it within reason and not cause anyone to slam on their brakes. There's inevitably a big enough hole in front of some lagger so I can slip right in…

Deciding how fast to go and how quickly to accelerate is a privelege, not a right. A right that American drivers have been abusing unconscionably. This abuse necessitates a technological breakthrough that will eliminate the accelerator pedal completely. While the vehicle is in park (I'll explain the deadly evils of…

GM and Ford used to be competitors. Now they're more like commiserators. What we need is an automaker deathmatch. I'm sick of this namby pamby let's play house BS. I say we kill off Chrysler just to show the other two we mean business. If they can't survive then they don't deserve to.

"Hello Sheikh, I'm glad we can do business together. How much do we need? How much ya got? Yes, I realize you need some for your Veyron and your Phantom. Just send us the rest. Yeah, yeah, Allahu Akbar. Lets get that oil flowin ok?"

Folds up to fit in tight spaces and disguises itself as a giant metal dog turd to deter thieves. I'll take mine in brown.

@thatguy01: Yeah I preferred the Dodge Viper/TVR Chimaera mashup to this thing. There should be some kind of production mule beauty pageant. The BMW 7 Series/Flowbee would definitely take the pig prize.

Turbo fours don't have to be buzzy and torqueless. My GTI puts out 207 lb.-ft. and 197 hp. I can drive moderately fast without breaking 3000rpm. I'm no engineer but I think the DI is what gives it the great torque (speculation). The same engine works well in the heavier Tiguan so it follows that a similar engine could…

@OldeEnglishD misses Polar: That's what the terrorists want you to think. Once everyone has traded in their trucks for econoboxes they'll swoop in and attack and we'll have no way to escape them!

@Rican5.0: Don't laugh. If we don't all go out and buy a Hummer right now the terrorists win. You're not a terrorist, are you?

SLR Mclaren/Enzo nose, Z8 fender vents (backwards), 3 series headlights, Vector rear side intakes, Isuzu boxvan side windows, AMG Monoblock wheels, Humvee helicopter handles...

@fodder650: Not to mention the total lack of stickers. Come on guys get the basics right at least.

Um, hello? Where are the fender flares/widebody kit? Idiots.

If you don't trust a car to last more than 50,000 miles without problems you probably shouldn't buy it regardless of the warranty.