This guy had a ton of little knickknacks, filling every space. The theme of the decor was just icing on the cake. The real issue was that jerkface didn’t make the slightest effort to make room in his life for a significant other moving in with him.

Is the jerk in that one actually a titular “boyfriend”? I thought he was just a story-intrinsic creep.

The diploma was the bit that truly drove it home for me. Never expected “moving back into a childhood bedroom” to feel so victorious.

So... not how we got caught crossing the border and wandered right into that imperial patrol. Disappointing.

Oh good, I’ve at least *heard* of Arena of Valor.

Oh good, I’ve at least *heard* of Arena of Valor.

Yeah, the only people doing that right now are the white supremacists

Neither party is interested in ending two-party control, so ranked-choice voting (the only way we’re ever going to get multiple parties in here) is still DOA.

So don’t click “view more” on obvious troll threads. The roll-up is like... the one thing Kinja actually does right.

You thought Charlottesville had “very fine people on both sides” didn’t you? Nazi is just a term with a broad spectrum of beliefs.

*looks at the comment-count on the top Kotaku articles* ... well then. You can really tell which articles got linked on reddit, can’t you?

NFTs are latched onto by the same surface-level-knowledge-but-no-analysis sorts that tout libertarianism. Both are things that make good talking points, but when you look into their actual real-world functionality, there basically isn’t any.

“grand plan” Oohkay, someone’s gone off their meds now.

In an ideal world, maybe. But in the real world, restrictions on civil rights always always ALWAYS come down on the already-oppressed. Regardless of the original intent.

I stand by my opinion that the best parts of Unreal Tournament were in the old Assault mode, which actually had some lore behind it.

“Established Lore” Like Overwatch doesn’t play fast and loose with that constantly anyway? They’ve made an official practice of defining as little as they can get away with.

Hey now, the kids all survived in the book. It was nonfatal comic karma.

- if the SCP Foundation was a venture-capital project exploiting unpaid writers

At the *most* generous interpretation, NFTs are simply redundant with copyright ownership. Even ignoring massive mountains of flaws and scam potential, they’re at-best useless.

I mean, I have in the past referred to Stardew Valley as “digital crack”, so there’s precedent.