Is anyone else bothered by how little the tone of the teasers matches the tone of the show?

A rhombus is a quadrilateral.

Does he realize how much pee is in the ocean, though?

Exactly what I was thinking

I love how quickly people will cry "Cancel!" Yeah, demand that dozens of people lose their jobs over a joke that you didn't understand.

It's so nice when it happens good.

Reading these makes me feel better about how little attention I was able to pay the whole time I was watching the season.

Now there's nothing to separate us from the animals

I only know the rules because I played the computer game obsessively. People look at me like I'm out of my mind when I tell them we have to do an auction, or when I explain the bankruptcy process.

Was it 5-seconds-per-frame webcam porn? Was it jerkatwork.com?

In five years, Rixty Minutes will be getting universal recognition as one of the best TV episodes of the decade.

See, I liked the Pluto storyline. Seeing Jerry achieve meaningless glory is a whole lot of fun.

Arrested Development did it right.

Family Guy is a pansexual free-for-all.

Very fair point.. Maybe the caption should have read "If you think incest with a minor is funny, you’ll love this!"

I don't know if he was against gay marriage, or just found it ridiculous. Either way, not a sensible or in-character position for him.

I already forgot about that! And then Brian just walking through it without missing a beat, like nothing had just happened.

This is exactly the review I was hoping you'd write. Every word. We even liked the same cutaway.

I agree.. Like they were trying to say something, but they realllly didn't.

Lois' replacement husband Larry was a great joke. So was "What was Simon without Garfunkel?" "Wildly successful."