that is...dissapointing.

But seriously though, if you don’t care about fancy schmacy so-called “heritage” and “pedigree” an ls swap would make this a ~$25,000 car which is totally reasonable. NP

On a long enough time line everything will be BROWN

L amborghini

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+1

On a long enough timeline . . . . .

Here is a vehicle that will make 5000 horsepower all day long. Sadly it is “track only”.

I suspect this car will only make peak power under certain conditions. Like you can only use it for 7 seconds on a dragstrip and the engine needs to cooled for 5 minutes. Or it will only engage after you pass 70mph out of a special dragstrip mode because you can’t put down that power on street tires anyway.
Low speed…

Wait until next year when Toyota releases the Corolla Type S+ Ringaroundtherosie Edition.

I was curious about this one so I Googled “33-03 jiggleypuff lamborghini”. Wow. Do not, I repeat, do not, Google that phrase. And even if you do, do not use the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. I warned you. Really. Especially don’t do it at work.

Back in high school I used to describe my car’s acceleration as “zero to 60...sometimes”. It got laughs. I swear.

Top blue.

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

That assumes the engine is actually running. My then-girlfriend (now wife) had a ~1980 Chevette. It was such a complete, unreliable POS.

Surprisingly

“we are so different”

It’s an old Benz. That’ll buff out.