Seriously, they were seen arguing over dinner? If there was a story for every time my husband and I fought over dinner? There would be nothing but stories about us fighting in the news. As I read that, I thought “and then?” So, they fought, but did she set his car on fire or slap him in the face and throw her drink at…

Just like the liberals to continue to besmirch the McSchoolface legacy!

I know, but I can’t stop laughing at Schoolie McSchoolface Elementary!

Maybe there’s been a terrible misunderstanding, and Trump was just running for Class President this whole time?

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

It’s F-L-A-V-O-U-R Flav in Canada.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Yeah, there seems to be something missing from this story.

What was the dispute over?

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

It’s not because you’re Trans, kid, it’s because you’re too rational for the likes of Cruz.

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

All the stars.

I mean... I’m not saying it was meth, but it was meth.

Where was Ted Cruz last night? #ZodiacTed

If only the entire family had been armed with guns while they slept, this could have been prevented.