The Nick Cave quote from the article! He’s always been my favorite but sometimes the love just swells up. So sorry for every woman in the industry who had to deal with assholes like RHCP.

The amount of time we all spend hating on Kim Kardashian says a lot more about us than it does about her.

Maybe she saw an opportunity for even more self-promotion.

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”

Interesting how this ad seems to be targeting mostly heterosexual men (and possibly married lesbians, but I doubt it). Ted Cruz doesn’t care what you think if you’re a woman, because in that case you should probably leave the politics to the men. Don’t worry, we’ll look for you....

This is my least favorite part of celebrities dying (Besides, you know, the dying.) How he died isn’t any of my goddamn business.

That’s really insensitive of you, my parents were killed by dirty looks.

My husband just flipped past the “Dr Drew” show where “Dr Drew” said, “I guarantee it wasn’t the flu.” “As a physician.”

• Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are...having issues. And they may involve...Jennifer Lawrence.

Great. Now I have that ‘Victrola’ song, from Veruca Salt, going through my head.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

Free Baby Names:

It’s even funnier that they refuse to name it that.

this will never fail to make me laugh for all eternity

Baby McBabyface?

Boaty McBoatface.

You are trying to compare Fox News to an internet message board?

This is so stupid and so perfect.

He likes America like he likes his wife: Laying on her back, passive, not making a sound, not enjoying herself. Basically a flesh gym sock for him to flop spasmodically on for a minute or two occasionally because it’s her duty.