He looks like his family tree may have too many internal branches. That’s one of the many problems with racial purity, I guess.
JanusPetra
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Back in the old days, that baby would have been taken out on a stretcher, folks.
Bless you for sitting through that. The third-hand embarrassment is so strong I had to cover my face and read your summary through a gap between my fingers.
What do adult babies smell like?
Depends.
I love Chrissy Teigen so much.
My almost-7 year old shamelessly supports HRC because “boys have been in charge for too long and it’s time for a girl to have a turn.” She, too, gave me the side-eye when I told her it’s been all men so far. She is also passionately committed to there being more girl ninjas.
My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.
She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…
oh dear god everyone run and hide from this comment section like your lives depend on it
yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink
“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”
John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.
So many bony bits...
I’m just waiting for their autobiography: “North, by North West”.
1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over
I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.