I am The Queen’s 6. That’s 17.6 Hogsheads and a dram of sexiness.

A family friend lives in Chappaqua, where the Clintons live in New York. She told us how her friend was shopping at the local grocery store when Bill came in to do some shopping, and she shook his hand, and was so emotionally worked up over it that she crashed her brand-new car into a pole on the way out of the…

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

Trump fan: It’s clearly illogical to do this “guilt by association thing because we can play it all day long.

That would really ruin the song though:

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

(millennial scoff) More like Title Nein

Melanin-Subtracted NBC

I assume he means this in the british sense, like the way cows are when they get that disease...

I heard Daisy Ridley’s dress is made from George Lucas’s tears.

I had to comfort my husband after he was upset by Stallone’s loss (he does so love the Rocky series) and told him not to get so worked up over an Oscar. I then shouted out a swear word when that piece of crap song won and he laughed.

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

My favorite part of this was when Julianne Moore handed over money and then reached out to take a box and the girl scout turned her back on her.

Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

My mother was horrified by the prospect of email and the Internet so she never sent one or went online. God how I wish she would have, because her hobby was cutting out obituaries from the local paper with a precision that Swiss watchmakers would envy and sending them to me (with no notice) with a little note that…

Thank you. This whole thread is a breath of fresh air to someone not in the US but worried about that very possibility.

Then there’s the fact that single payer ended up being s disaster in Vermont, his wife is being sued by a union for taking their money, the “university” they founded left people in massive debt, that weird sex manifesto. And that's just the beginning. I have a friend who works in oppo research and he swears there's so…

Did Gawker media post about Sanders coughing during the debate like they posted about Hillary’s coughing fit? Or the fact that he was waving his finger at her the entire debate? Or any number of things he does on the campaign trail that would get her crucified?

Some of my Bernie supporting friends are starting to photoshop Hillary’s face onto Trump’s head and I’m about to lose my fucking patience and my fucking mind.