januspetra
JanusPetra
januspetra

He either had a cold or lost his voice from yelling so much at earlier campaign stops.  But yeah, he is showing his age.

HOW DARE YOU REMIND ME

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

Too be fair, if Giuliani were sitting in front of me, I might not recognize him at first either. I’d probably just assume that I was hallucinating some kind of ghoul.

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

It’s been awhile since we’ve watched video of Hillary Clinton talking into the camera with her trademark calm, robotic cheer, and I didn’t realize how much I missed it until now.

Be fair. After all those years of marriage, he suddenly realized something was missing from her.

But in fact this isn’t an unpopular opinion. What it is, is White Supremacy at work. This is what people of color talk about when we say white people and white supremacy and white feminism.

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

Except by Mr. Burns’s mother.

Why does Jezebel keep shitting on women for their honesty? Why didn’t she realize this sooner? Fuck. That. Shit. There will never be a good enough time to speak one’s mind so I guess she should stay silent? I didn’t realize my ex boyfriend was abusive until 7 years after the breakup and I had spoken to a therapist.

I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you and the rest of Jezebel but y’all need to stop being such terrible people. There is nothing but anger and bitterness in every single post. It’s unkind and SO tired. So here’s a solid STFU. I’m out, I’ll replace jez with Slate.

What a tired, unoriginal, completely banal take on someone’s feelings about how their life has turned out.

Holy crap it’s just open season on any poor bitch who shows emotion innit?

It’ll be really hard to outdo their fabulous graphics at the DNC, when the entire Jumbotron appeared to shatter & rain a million pieces of glass down through all the other smaller screens and the stage. That was SO much awesome! (It’s no wonder Trump was jealous of the DNC, because she out-WWE’d him.)

Well. I’ll be sharing this to facebook and pissing a lot of people off.

Libertarians bring to my mind: privileged affluent white men who don’t need government to assist them with anything and don’t care enough about anyone else to understand that a social safety net is an absolute necessity for a successful society, particularly given the fact that children are the ones who suffer the

I don’t know, I found Trump’s basic pitch pretty compelling:

That’s it! I’m packing my bags and moving to the Walternate Universe.

That parrot has seen a cockatoo