I sort of secretly think the Democrats are leaving him alone (and in some cases, propping him up) because they know nobody really knows about the forced ultrasound stuff, or the cutting voter access stuff, none of which was really covered in any consistent way by the national media. Women’s rights and voting access…

You know what they say about guys with big feet!

I cannot vote for a man who doesn’t know to unbutton his jacket when he sits down.

Bernie coughed first and it was much more authentic.

Thanks for being “that guy"

Bernie has a clear, concise “we” message, even if it’s pie-in-the-sky: The game is rigged and we have to take the country back from the privileged few and make it work for everyone.

He's hung like an elevator button.

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

The poors wouldn’t need so much government fetus soup if they’d just get a job! Instead they have interracial babies and smoke crack cocaine and the rest of us have to get pregnant, so we can get abortions to feed them out of OUR uteruses!

I imagine Diane Keaton on the phone with the photographer while she stands at her closet as the exact same outfit in a rainbow of colors whirls by: “Oh everyone’s going to be all in black? Got it. See you in ten.”

There I upworthy the title for you.

Tippi Hedrin is rolling in her phone booth.

I’ll use my winnings to fund Hillary’s campaign.

Yes, I know. You’re voting for Bernie. Clinton is the establishment candidate. She takes money from corporations. He’s a man of the people. #feelthebern #notvotingforhillary #goingtostatetheaboveeverytimehernameisevermentionedanywhere

You saying you have a problem with holographic doctors?