Meet the ethnic stereotype comic relief from the first 3 movies. Who's the victim this time?

Grand ma-ma don't like no PO-LICE on her carpets?

Well, in the first movie we had Jazz, the homeboy rapper-bot (whose dismembered corpse is held by Optimus like two bags of groceries)

Here's a short diatribe on what's wrong with Michael Bay's Transformers — as a fan of the franchise in other forms, from TV to comics to Beast Wars.

They can fill the time by discussing the whitewashing of the medieval warm period (you know, why Greenland is called "Greenland" when it's entirely permafrosted now) and how the SUN is not accounted for in global warming models.

Yeah, when Star Trek: Nemesis made Romulas the central antagonist, I was so pissed off that they completely ignored the Spock-on-Romulus-reunification plotline from the end of TNG.

We already had the "Aliens" of the Star Trek franchise. It was Star Trek: First Contact. In which a 65 year old intellectual captain pretends to be Bruce Willis and screams "die!" with a machine gun as he mows down zombies.

Professor X is from Westchester County, north of NYC. Although that British accent...

Bah, that's nothing. Watch Indhiran. Bollywood mixed with confusing misinterpretations of Terminator 2 and The Matrix. And just to make it better add a Russian overdub

Hey Don't Act Again

Hi Javier L. O'Connel. Have you met George M. Tharp?

No thanks.

^ This is true. If you're paying attention he's directly manipulating the easy buttons and pandering, and following tried and true formulas since Titanic. They're still well done paint-by-numbers and offensively exploitative films.

I choose to see the reverse — STAR WARS PREQUELS RUIN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY-STYLE TRAILERS FOREVER

Drop the facade for just a moment. Does ANYBODY fall for this?

It never, ever, EVER gets worse than this

Our army is being slashed left and right while others like China are ramping up (and they have a larger standing army); our military is fatigued from 10+ years in Afghanistan & Iraq.

They are printing ridiculous amounts of bills to make everyone rich. Well, by everyone, I mean themselves.

Somebody's never eaten at Hard Rock — or had room service in any hotel. $12 burgers are a bargain.

I also hate how the upper character line slopes downward towards the rear (that really bugs me), the old car had one character line swooping upwards.