Lexus Soarer?

Am dat you, Ali G?

Nope, no understeer problem by doing that. Not at all.

I want to see one chase down base runners

Leeloo Dooles, MooltiPies

Why does Al sound like he's always shouting?

Hmm, mid engine you say...

Oh, and despite how god awful the movie was,

That's still one more than leading female supers, thanks to DC's inability to get WW off the ground.

Imagine how the Cleveland fans felt losing their Browns, with Bill Belichick, Ozzy Newsome, et al. They were right on the cusp of something special.

The freaking METS patterned their new stadium after old Ebbitts Field, and worse, the entrance to the stadium is JACKIE ROBINSON ROTUNDA. You walk into the place and it's covered in pictures of old Dodgers. Jackie Robinson DID NOT PLAY FOR THE METS. YOU HAVE 50 YEARS OF HISTORY, METS, GET OVER IT ALREADY.

The Fiat 500 — making you throw up

But missing the annoying techno music and oblivious hair-flipping driver. Thanks for reminding me how annoying that was.

I'm sure you heard there was a recent April Fool's joke saying Ben Affleck was going to be replaced by Idris Elba as Batman — and ironically most people approved of it.

Oh please. It's because we don't want anybody other than Peter Parker being Spider Man, or nobody other than Bruce Wayne being Batman, or anyone other than Steve Rogers being Captain America.

Duble-you eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehn Bee see

a way to retcon the radioactive spider bit when the last two reboots have made them genetically enhanced spiders?

Maybe he'll use — the Bat, er, Spider Voice...

So, BTTF rules, then?